"Excuse me sir, can you please step out of that golf cart."
Flock of Seagulls – I Ran

FRIDAY!!...FUCK YEAH!

Friday rocks and I’m ready for a stiff drink…

Today’s drink of choice…

Caipirinha
Cachaca
Sugar
Lime

(Cachaca is the Brazilian version of acqua viva; while anglo-saxons have whisky, French have cognac, Japanese have sake, Russians have vodka, Germans have kirsch, Brazilians have cachaca. Cachaca is produced from destilation of sugar cane. Also popular are the variations of caipirinhas: replace cachaca with vodka, and you have caipiroska; replace the lime with other fruits, and you have caipifrutas (caipiruva - grape, caipirango - strawberry, etc).)
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A friend of mine, Mark, had a company golf tournament to attend. In preparation for the yearly tournament, the employees typically pick their own foursomes. Mark picked 2 of his closest coworkers, Bob, John and the new "hot" chic that was recently hired. Before even hitting a single ball, they proceed to down shots of tequila and have several stiff drinks. They finally get on the course, drunk out of their minds. They proceed to do very little golfing and a lot of "racing" with the golf carts. One of the guys manages to crash the golf cart into a tree. With the golf cart now smoking and out of commission, my friend asks the hot girl and one of the other guys to go back to the clubhouse to get some help.

Fifteen minutes goes by. No help in sight.

Thirty minutes goes by. No help in sight.

Finally a golf cart arrives. It turns out the people in the golf cart are the CEO and his manager. Up until this point, Mark had a very good reputation with the company CEO and his manager. Mark starts to explain to the CEO what happened with the golf cart and said that he had sent Bob and the hot girl to go get help. The CEO, while laughing, said that he didn’t hear it from Bob or the hot girl. He had heard it from one of the groundskeepers that was patrolling the course. Then he proceeds to pull Mark over to a nearby tree.

"Mark, check out what I managed to capture with my digital camera on the way here."

He then proceeds to show Mark a video of Bob and the hot girl making out in some bushes on the golf course.

Luckily for Mark, Bob, John and the hot girl, the CEO had a sense of humour and did not reprimand or fire anyone.

All future company tournaments required employees to sign a waiver for any liability done to the golf course or equipment rented. Alcohol was still permitted though.

Moral of the story :

Drinking, "driving", corporate events and hot girls DO NOT MIX.